Donald Trump has just appointed Walter Cronkite as Press Secretary.
Pablo Escobar has been named Secretary of Defense
Trump has given Hillary Clinton the nod as Attorney General. She can beg her pardon … when she burps.
Health and Human Services Director will be Charlie Sheen.
Please Congratulate Martha Stewart for her appointment as Secretary of State.
Treasury Secretary will be Joe and Teresa Guidice, as soon as Joe gets out of prison.
Congratulations to all of Trumps appointees. And hail to the Republic!